How would you react if you got this card from your spouse?

Outside: a big magnet pulling everything in it’s path except a person
Inside: Honey, what can I do to attract you?
I’m thinking: (3 blank lines to fill in)

There’s room inside for the author to add his/her thoughts. This card is supposed to gingerly broach the topic, give the recipient a chance to react/think privately,spark conversation humorously.

Would it do that for you? If not, what would?

It would make me wonder why he thinks I’m not attracted to him. So it would at the very least open a dialogue between us. I wouldn’t find it the least bit humorous. It would make me sad.