How do I get over my fear of Post-it notes?

Posted by admin on December 26th, 2009 and filed under post it notes | 6 Comments »

Every night I dream I am being attacked by little pieces of adheasive paper. Eventually I find myself covered it neon yellow and I can’t breath. The only way out is to connect drinking straws to reach over the top of my cubicle to get air. Is this normal?

You’re making this way too complicated. Keep about a dozen bendy drinking straws in your mouth, pointing in all different directions. It will be impossible for the post-it notes to obstruct your breathing. It’s very hard for post-it notes to stick to the end of a straw, since there’s so little surface area.

If you only have this problem in your dreams, and it doesn’t affect your daytime functioning (e.g. not being able to function at the office) it’s not really a phobia… the DSM-IV calls it "Nightmare Disorder".

6 Responses

  1. educated guess Says:

    Describe normal…..Anyway, at least you can breathe thru the straws….could be worse. You could be falling off a cliff and never land :)
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  2. Killer Nandin Says:

    Completely normal.
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  3. Non-Redneck Says:

    That doesn’t sound like a fear of post-it notes. It sounds more like a fear of being overwhelmed with tasks to do at work (which may be delivered via post-it notes).
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  4. ironmongoose Says:

    You’re making this way too complicated. Keep about a dozen bendy drinking straws in your mouth, pointing in all different directions. It will be impossible for the post-it notes to obstruct your breathing. It’s very hard for post-it notes to stick to the end of a straw, since there’s so little surface area.

    If you only have this problem in your dreams, and it doesn’t affect your daytime functioning (e.g. not being able to function at the office) it’s not really a phobia… the DSM-IV calls it "Nightmare Disorder".
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  5. tammipup Says:

    It’ll take a LOT of hard work, but, – take my advice, young fella, – STICK AT IT!
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  6. uloveit Says:

    LOL
    getting attacked by post-it notes
    hahahah thats hilarious
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